Here's a few funnies to brighten up your boring start of the week and at the same time, warm your heads up for tommorrow's Guess-It challenge. Yes, it's gonna be another hard one.
Guess What Am I?
But I may come in many different shapes and sizes.
I am hairy at one end and pointy at the other.
When I'm not in use, I am usually found hanging.
When I am in use, I am thrusted in and out of an opening quite forcefully.
Usually some white stuff will be present when I am in use.
I can be used at any time of the day and at any where.
But most people prefer to use me when they are at home.
Sometimes if i am used too forcefully, bleeding might occur.
What am I?
A man lives on the 12th floor of a building. Everyday, he will take the lift down to the first floor when he goes to work. But when he comes back, he will stop at the 8th storey and walk 4 floors up to his home. Only when it is raining will he go directly up to the 12th floor when he comes back home. Why is this so?
Three people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29.
Where is the remaining dollar?
Answers will be posted on Thursday's post. And for those of you who already know the answer, please try not to spoil the fun for the rest of us. It's ok to comment something like "I know this one!" but please don't give out all 3 answers in the first comment. Thank you and happy guessing until Thursday!
Anyhow written on Jun 19, 2007 at 12:02 PM
1 bored people said something about this
i noe...i noe...haha
posted by: 1:43 PM