 Was kinda getting bored of studying for my next paper when I discovered that I had an unbelievable hidden talent... I think I must have been a black-robed ninja assassin in my previous life. Has any one seen that segment on Ripley's Believe It or Not, where this old guy throws a sewing needle through a 1-inch think glass panel to burst the balloon on the other side? Well, I'm thinking I have that amazing talent too. Look at this...  I made a hole in a piece of paper... And the amazing thing is I only managed to successfully do it on the 1st try. The other crease marks are evidence of my subsequent failures to repeat my prowless.  Here's the close up...  And here's the weapon of choice... My G-TEC PEN! [With the cap on too!] And here's a re-enactment of how I discovered my killer instincts through random nonsense...  Holding the pen like a deadly poisonous dart, the assassin picks his desired target... A piece of paper that is lying innocently on his bed, unaware of the eminent danger  And with an almost instantanious recoiling and striking motion, the everyday object becomes a deadly weapon in the right hands... Resulting in a brutal attack that leaves a permanent scar on the victim. It ain't as easy as you think it is. Try it to believe it. I dare you. Anyhow written on May 10, 2008 at 8:55 PM
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